Saturday, February 23, 2008

From Chris Rock.... I'm sorry

l got a little cousin who got left back in the first grade.
Left back in the first grade... '
cause his mama's outgetting the groove on.
You know how dumb you got to be...
to get left back in the first grade?
''What's four plus four?'' ''Jell-O.''
But that ain't his fault.That's the mama's fault.
That's the mama's fucking fault. That's right.
l'm telling my cousin,''Tina, talk to your fucking kid.
''Talk to him, teach him some shit.
''lf you said more words to him than,'Mommy be back'...
''he might know something.''
That's right.
And it's real easy to tellwho kids are gonna be fucked up.
lt don't take no scientist to tellwho's gonna have some fucked-up kids.
lf the kid calls his grandmamma ''Mommy''...
and his mama ''Pam,'' he's going to jail.
You ain't saving no college money,you saving bail money.

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