l got a little cousin who got left back in the first grade.
Left back in the first grade... '
cause his mama's outgetting the groove on.
You know how dumb you got to be...
to get left back in the first grade?
''What's four plus four?'' ''Jell-O.''
But that ain't his fault.That's the mama's fault.
That's the mama's fucking fault. That's right.
l'm telling my cousin,''Tina, talk to your fucking kid.
''Talk to him, teach him some shit.
''lf you said more words to him than,'Mommy be back'...
''he might know something.''
That's right.
And it's real easy to tellwho kids are gonna be fucked up.
lt don't take no scientist to tellwho's gonna have some fucked-up kids.
lf the kid calls his grandmamma ''Mommy''...
and his mama ''Pam,'' he's going to jail.
You ain't saving no college money,you saving bail money.
for mor quotes: http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/c/chris-rock-bigger-and-blacker-script.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ImwX4jKboY&feature=related
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Friday, February 22, 2008
i love naps
In honor of my amazing nap after I got off the phone with you, I present this tee-shirt :)
I will call you later....or are you calling me....?
Hallmark
In English we were given an assignment to do in class. The first thing that we had to do was come up with a couplet (two lines of poetry) that had the same rhyme scheme and were both in iambic pentameter. Mine were....
To sound like Hallmark is our classroom goal. In reality, I only want to fold.
Not the best iambs, but it works, and then as for the pentameter thing.... I claim poet's licence and used a feminate syllable on the second line.... or something like that...... yeah.
Well, then she handed us a paper that was full of blanks, and we had to write a poem around those two lines acording to the pattern of this set up poem.
It's 6 stanzas, with 3 lines in the first 5 and 4 lines in the last stanza. The rhyme scheme in the first 4 stanzas is aba, and the last stanza is abaa. Now the fun part comes in that that couplet we wrote is meant to get coppied and pasted in random (a) sections which made it so we didn't have to come up with too much (or at least I thought it wasn't that much). We were given about 30mins and then told to get into groups of four and read our poems. In my group, I was the only one that finished the assignment, and thus I became "the strongest poem from the group" and had to turn my poem in.
Have no fear, I wrote it in my notes on my laptop, so now.... here is my poem, titled Hallmark.
To sound like Hallmark is our classroom goal,
to the delight of some and fear of others.
In reality, I only want to fold.
The teacher says that you mustn’t be bold
But me, myself, I only want my mother.
To sound like Hallmark is our classroom goal.
Some write about their left eye, and a mole
on top of the right leg of their brother.
In reality, I only want to fold.
Some talk about the meaning of their soul.
Some describe what is under the covers.
To sound like Hallmark is our classroom goal.
Most students think that this is rather dull,
while the hearts of others begin to flutter.
In reality, I only want to fold.
My knowledge is still lacking. I’m not full
of poetry knowledge like no other.
To sound like Hallmark is our classroom goal,
In reality, I only want to fold.
There we have it, my poem. Not too shabby eh? I just might have a future in this little world we call poetry. Speaking of calling.... CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU GET OUT! Punk.
To sound like Hallmark is our classroom goal. In reality, I only want to fold.
Not the best iambs, but it works, and then as for the pentameter thing.... I claim poet's licence and used a feminate syllable on the second line.... or something like that...... yeah.
Well, then she handed us a paper that was full of blanks, and we had to write a poem around those two lines acording to the pattern of this set up poem.
It's 6 stanzas, with 3 lines in the first 5 and 4 lines in the last stanza. The rhyme scheme in the first 4 stanzas is aba, and the last stanza is abaa. Now the fun part comes in that that couplet we wrote is meant to get coppied and pasted in random (a) sections which made it so we didn't have to come up with too much (or at least I thought it wasn't that much). We were given about 30mins and then told to get into groups of four and read our poems. In my group, I was the only one that finished the assignment, and thus I became "the strongest poem from the group" and had to turn my poem in.
Have no fear, I wrote it in my notes on my laptop, so now.... here is my poem, titled Hallmark.
To sound like Hallmark is our classroom goal,
to the delight of some and fear of others.
In reality, I only want to fold.
The teacher says that you mustn’t be bold
But me, myself, I only want my mother.
To sound like Hallmark is our classroom goal.
Some write about their left eye, and a mole
on top of the right leg of their brother.
In reality, I only want to fold.
Some talk about the meaning of their soul.
Some describe what is under the covers.
To sound like Hallmark is our classroom goal.
Most students think that this is rather dull,
while the hearts of others begin to flutter.
In reality, I only want to fold.
My knowledge is still lacking. I’m not full
of poetry knowledge like no other.
To sound like Hallmark is our classroom goal,
In reality, I only want to fold.
There we have it, my poem. Not too shabby eh? I just might have a future in this little world we call poetry. Speaking of calling.... CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU GET OUT! Punk.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
happy wednesday :)
i dont know if you have ever seen this before, if you have, its still always funny, and if you havent, happy wednesday!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1384277706451157121&q=white+and+nerdy&total=7531&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1384277706451157121&q=white+and+nerdy&total=7531&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Man Date?
Robert was talking to his friend on the phone and said,
"Yeah, me and John went on a man date last week. You know, when two guys go out together and have lunch together. You know, a man date."
Enough said.
"Yeah, me and John went on a man date last week. You know, when two guys go out together and have lunch together. You know, a man date."
Enough said.
Monday, February 18, 2008
working hard for the money...
Well look at that. Fatkidsquared isnt just sounding board for 2 disgruntled kids, its actually a helpful and useful site for document reovery as well as a job postings :)
This is what i have found so far but we still have some time and i am still working on some phone numbers.
Summerlin - Patient Transport
Desert Springs - Admitting
Spring Valley - EVS (housekeeping)
Admitting
Patient Transport
http://www.valleyhealthsys.com/index.php?PageID=504
That website will help with the above listings
St. Rose Siena - EVS
http://www.strosehospitals.org/Careers/Job_Search_And_Apply/index.htm
hopefully this gets a head start on some things and you can start working some stuff out :)
yay for jobs and money that we can add to our fiscal portfolio
This is what i have found so far but we still have some time and i am still working on some phone numbers.
Summerlin - Patient Transport
Desert Springs - Admitting
Spring Valley - EVS (housekeeping)
Admitting
Patient Transport
http://www.valleyhealthsys.com/index.php?PageID=504
That website will help with the above listings
St. Rose Siena - EVS
http://www.strosehospitals.org/Careers/Job_Search_And_Apply/index.htm
hopefully this gets a head start on some things and you can start working some stuff out :)
yay for jobs and money that we can add to our fiscal portfolio
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